lindsayetumbls:

kittykat0102:

nosneezinginmyhornarc:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

image

this is a fucking bee

image

this is a fucking hornet

image

this is a fucking wasp

image

as you can fucking see the longer their…

OMFG THAT LAST ONE IS GOING TO HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES.

(Source: leatherh0ff)

301,722 notes

blue-author:

I wish self-described “truscum” would understand that the reason we act like we were done with them before they showed up is that we were. Because they are saying nothing new.

I wish they would understand—or grasp the implications of the fact that—that the medical model of transsexualism was the…

What is “truscum”?

53 notes

blackandmildwithgod:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

image

what type of raccoon is this

Scene kids?

(Source: kawozhin)

186,787 notes

blueeyesbigsurprise:

It’s too hot to sleep with a blanket but I can’t sleep without a blanket

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

75,293 notes

taraljc:

thewriterchick:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

Let’s get him there by the end of the day, people!!!

Always. Reblog.

taraljc:

thewriterchick:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

Let’s get him there by the end of the day, people!!!

Always. Reblog.

1,058,630 notes

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

(Source: autisticdean)

31,563 notes

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

211,739 notes

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

86,261 notes

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

205,189 notes

datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

Hello tumblr.

I’ve noticed that a lot of y’all are really into the hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black. Now, I’m not going to bore you with any prison abolitionist rant here. I just have a request.

You know how Miss Claudette doesn’t get letters? How…

30,510 notes