A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
what
(Source: televandalist)
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
what
(Source: televandalist)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
(Source: malfoysexslave)
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
BRILLIANT
(Source: rnilkbreath)
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Google is 13? This reblog thing is necessary? I’ve got tshirts older than Google. Jesus. FML
Also… GET OFF MY LAWN!!
I’m older than Yahoo! and Ask Jeeves.
Get off my lawn.
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)
Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)
Real shit
How to make a joke involving rape
mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim
good stuff
I’M BAAAAAAAAAACK
Because of the distorted perceptions that the abuser has of rights and responsibilities in relationships, he considers himself to be the victim. Acts of self-defense on the part of the battered woman or the children, or efforts they make to stand up for their rights, he defines as aggression against him. He is often highly skilled at twisting his descriptions of events to create the convincing impression that he has been victimized
Lundy Barcroft Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND NON-BINARIES, MY FATHER
(via mommy-cuteella)
also MY EX
(via pixieorsomething)
YES, AND THE EX I PLANNED LIFE THAT WASN’T WITH AT EIGHTEEN AND NINETEEN
(via mommy-cuteella)
oh look my mom in one easy to understand sentence.
(via deducecanoe)
Yuuuup. Ask me about how I was “abusing” my mother and “instigating fights” with her. At age 12.
(via sweetsweetsweetdivinething)
Chile, are you my sister? Because my mom claimed I victimized her…when I was fucking 8!
(via witchsistah)
Seriously tho, this entire book is phenomenal. I highly HIGHLY recommend it.
(via johnverbingalonewithnouns)
(Source: anshky)
Remember this lady?
Oh my god
I’ve reblogged this before and I’ll reblog is again.
Fuckin al gore !
Wow… That’s amazing. Just, wow.
Bad bitch contest you in first place
